A F*cking Workout…Literally

Wishful thinking... *sad face*

Okay so I just came home from overdosing on food from these great Miami Food trucks
@LaCamaronera @MsCheezious @SugarRushMiami and @gastroPodMiami.
Since I am still batting from Team Single I wanted to know how many calories you can burn from masturbation #finejudgeme.

Along the way I decided to find out some info for you girls with girls as well…This is what I learned during my research….

Positions (Equipment: Strap On Required)
Stud on top, femme on bottom (facing each other) — 20 calories
Femme on top, Stud on bottom — 25 calories
From the rear (Mysterious variation) — 40 1/2 calories
Standing: Both partners of equal height — 18 calories
Standing: Femme 1 foot taller than a stud (ain’t that always the case) — 90 calories
While in traction (very useful during ski season) — 124 calories

Sex Related Noises
Short gasps (per gasp) — 3 calories
Wheezing — 5 calories
Squeals — 4 calories
Ecstatic moaning — 11 calories
Low growling — 8 calories
Squishing — 10 calories
Shouting — 16 calories
Screaming — 18 calories
Urgent begging — 22 calories
Any short speech giving partner directions
i.e. (“Please don’t stop,” “Faster,” “Just a little more” ) — 25 calories

For more visit here

Oh yeah and masturbation … a whopping 6 calories. I guess it’s all about reps. *shrugs*

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