#TBT – I Don’t Like Lesbians… Present Company Excluded

I know I have said before that I am definitely not hip or cool. I am not a superlesbian and actually prefer to see myself as an unfashionable femme. So I really have no business being bewildered by a conversation I recently had, and definitely not enough to write a blog about it…

But I am and I am so there humph

Let me give you a little K background before I get any “You are sensitive” eyerolls….

Growing up, there were a total of 7 black students in my elementary school, a whole hell of a lot in middle school, and a whopping 3 in my graduating class. I was always the cool black girl, without much effort. I even had a girl tell me that I was one of the only black people she knew (keyword: knew, not saw at the mall or shirked from in the elevator). Sidenote: I grew up in Miami, not Mayberry… just in case you were wondering. It was never a big thing, I just grew up with the belief that I was a universally cool cat (though using the term “cool cat” probably just lost me some points).

Did I have to check a few in my day about a pre-Imus Nappy headed hoe-ish comment? Probably.

Did I give a side eye to a “Yo, what’s up my n*word?” salutation between two melanin-free jocks from across the hall? Mmm hmm.

But one thing is for damn sure, I never in my life was told to my face “I don’t deal with black people…” followed up with a “No no K you aren’t like themmmmm”.

Fastforward to this weekend. Picture it Sicilly 1923… well actually South Beach a couple of days ago… Ok let me start over again. Fastforward to this weekend. A group of us were having lunch and the topic of dating came up (surprise surprise). We were doing our nomal “Ooohs” “Aaahs” and “Blehs” when the straight-ish one decides to tell us how she not only won’t date a lesbian, but doesn’t even like to be around them (unless they are naked in her bed that is).

I don’t know whether it was the Jesus or the mimosas in me that stopped me from asking her “What in 77 f*cks are you talking about?” but I held it in. I took a deep breath, forced a chuckle and said “You know we are gay right… that was clear… didn’t want there to be confusion regarding our discussions of our girl-on-girl sex lives…”

And then it happened..

“Oh no not you K, you aren’t one of those kind of lesbians…”

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She went on to tell me every stereotype about aggressive lesbians under the sun. Oh I hate it because they always try to push up on me. Oh I would hate to be seen with them in public. Oh this, oh that. Oh Lord! I felt like I was in a bad episode of the L Word (like final season bad). I wanted to pinch myself and wake up but this was not a dream. I wanted to pull out a bedazzled soap box and preach to her about the virtues and accomplishments of lesbians past and present. I halfway wanted to get up and move seats… but I didn’t. Instead, I simply told her that maybe it is the lesbians she pals around with (this was my 3rd time meeting her) because I couldn’t relate.

Now I am sitting here a week later with the disgruntled face… Did I go to easy on her? Was there some truth to her stereotypes? Was I equally as wrong when I went to American Apparel and I exclaimed I wasn’t gay enough to purchase a legalize gay shirt? Would I have been so non-confrontational if it had been a statement of my race or my gender or my religion? I like to tell myself it was because I am too southern for fussing in public… I hope that is true. But deep down I wonder was I just happy not to be “one of those lesbians”?

I wish I knew for sure.

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